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December 27 2014

December 21 2014

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#6. Powinniśmy wpisać tę grę na listę świątecznych tradycji

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December 05 2014

lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

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November 19 2014

h0rris:

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T-swift the tumblr troll
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November 15 2014

That's right.
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October 30 2014

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somecleverusername:

Found a new hobby! Posting this sign on the doors of random people in the dorm

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October 29 2014

Kawaii Not - Shut Up
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October 28 2014

  • Bully: You're despicable & insignificant, just like that stringy bit in a banana
  • Me: Well I guess you're implying that I'd end up thrown away while you're the banana's inside, which will get eaten. I'd rather hang out in the trash than being digested and turned to shit like you will.
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October 22 2014

anonymous asked:
please don't take offense but you would look prettier if you smiled more!
sterlingsea answered:
s… smile?

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E͕X̡̹P̨̜͓̗̩O̬̳̟͈̰̤S̼͍̟͔̗E͠ ͍Y̠͎͞O͇̰͓͠UR̗͡ ͎̰͎̫M̠͡O̞̹̩͕͘Ú̹T̩͕̲̗̰̲H̸̫̹̳ ̝͖̠͎̗͜B͈͙O͕͉̠͔̗̖̱N̖̘̼Ę̜͚͚̠̣͈̺S͉̜̱̱͈̖
̻̼͎̪̼SM͕I̩̘̣̠̗L̦̞E̲͍̺ ̴̟̣̠͖S̰Ṃ̡̜̹I͇̝̹̙̮L̙̮̼͢ͅE̖̳̗̦͟ ̗̯͈͇̮S̘̟̻̳̖̫̺͝M̞IL̖̜̞̩̖̰E̵

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October 19 2014

batlock:

so.

cards against humanity.

i’m a big fan. well, i bought this.

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it’s great. it hold all of my shit. but it holds something else too.

if you have it, open your box.

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you see how i started to tear away at the top of the box there?

do that.

do it carefully.

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holy shit.

there’s something in there. what could that be?

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there’s a card.

there is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

but what card?

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i fucking love these people.

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October 09 2014

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julystorms:

kelsium:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

"I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it," is an impulse that speaks to me.

i wanna punch the person who parked that truck

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October 07 2014

boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

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smalltown-blues:

saponin:

dawnofthedishes:

it’s ready

now i photobomb people on campus

this belongs on my art blog yep

This is great, but how do you see?

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giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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September 30 2014

Select A Well Engineered Crating Organization To Get The Best Shipping Solutions For Your Valuables.

When you need to have your delicate belongings moved, it is the function of a crating company to do all the shipping for you. The crating company provides great containers pertaining to the objects, padded with extra underlay if required. The crates can protect the delicate objects very well against bumps that can be expected during the transportation of the object. Also, these companies give choices in the appearances and style of the wooden crate designs and also offer the client choices and options regarding the transport.

When moving to a new location, people need to pack their belongings into solid crates that ensure the safe shipment of their items. There are lots of choices for crating services and services to package belongings. But, which one is really worthy of the investment?

In choosing which crating company to go with, it is best to ask around for the different rates and service packages given by the companies. To make sure you don’t end up spending too much, it is best to get a quote of the cost of the shipping crates for moving from a number of crating companies and then choosing the one that fits the budget and preference. Attractive new insight about this text is easy to find at Wiki .

An essential quality of a crating company --- it should include a different variety of wooden crate designs.

▪ The crates are usually strong and hard.

▪ The best type of wood used for wooden crates would be pine lumbers because of its strength and stability of the crate. The lumber also provides the prospect of it being molded into different styles and sizes.

▪ Cardboards made of cartons have practically been taken over by wooden crates in the method of transporting because the cardboards are likely to be easier to damage and crush. On the other hand, wooden crates are a more preferable choice for packaging nowadays, because of their sturdiness and firmness.

▪ Generally, crating companies produce wooden crates by keeping their weight to strength ratio into consideration.

▪ The wooden crate designs are produced in a variety of creative ways such as with casters, hinges, handles and other locking mechanisms.

Shipping crates for moving are designed in such a way that they can be used for multiple purposes.

▪ Some crates are given extra padding to package single items only.

▪ Big and awkwardly shaped items like furniture are usually packed as single items in bigger crates before shipping.

▪ Some shipping crates for moving are used to carry smaller things. There are also crates that have spaces in them that keep the items inside from crashing with other objects during the shipment..

It is possible to use wooden crates for more than once after they have been utilized as shipping crates for moving.

▪ One idea is to paint them and make use of them as bookshelves and kiddy study tables.

▪ Also, they are useful as storage for the stuff in the house that cannot be put inside the closets.

Wooden crates manufactured by crating companies are often a good way to transport precious belongings. Big and heavy machines and equipment are also transported by crating companies. Your items, despite how precious or expensive, they are in good hands in wooden crates designed for their safe-keeping.

Versalift Has Become The Handiest Heavy Equipment Within The Different Business Sectors

The Versa Lift Boom comes in different sizes which are used for different purposes. Every type has its specific use and each machine is completely distinct from the other. But each of them is created exactly for the similar purpose which is to lift heavy objects. This helps the workers to perform their jobs in the most convenient manner. Here are the most popular kinds of Versa lift available today.

• Versalift 25/35 :

This equipment may carry up to 35,000 lbs. and has a two feet load center. The body of this equipment can also extend in a 3 feet diameter. The wheelbase of this heavy machinery is about six feet four inches long. The actual horizontal Versa lift's Boom can be dismantled.

• Versalift 40/60 :

This six feet wide version can carry up to 40,000 lbs. The frame may also extend to a maximum of four feet and in this particular state it can lift up to 60,000 lbs. of load. It has a three sectioned boom telescopes that is around 26 feet.

• Versalift 60/80 :

This version features a 7 foot entire body together with a ten feet wheelbase. This weighty equipment can actually have a maximum weight load up to 100,000 lbs. The actual tires of this flexible heavy machinery are three feet in size. It has 2 boom sections which are specially installed in order to lift very heavy loads.

Versalift Boom is a high tech gear that may be utilized for different tasks especially in the commercial sector. This is vital machinery for removal and installation businesses because it can handle different ranges of weight. Another advantage of using this specific power device is that the operator of the apparatus is safe. The reason for this is the equipment will generally reduce the risk of getting injured. This durable apparatus is probably the most trusted tool employed for personal use and for business use.

If you are going to hire a business to fulfill your projects description you need to choose a company that has different heavy equipment available to ensure quality work output. They can provide you with the specifications of the heavy equipment to be able to assess if they're capable of doing the job that you require. Versalift is among the most significant equipment that could handle various kinds of work range. Get relevant and more influential facts about this article at Wikipedia .
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September 22 2014

"Jason Segel's Naked Scare The actor has bared all for the camera. Ellen decided to surprise him with some naked fear.[X]
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baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

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September 08 2014

sparrowthegryffindor:

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

are you a winchester

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September 07 2014

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

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